Start by solving the first visible puzzle. Most answers are one word.
Yeah, what's up with all these dead pixels?
I realise my age is showing. But just entertain the elderly, patchhead, and figure out what our old phones look like.
Do I need to teach you everything, patchhead? Just don't read them.
As I said, the elderly like their entertainment. Anyway it's a timeworn way of sharing coded messages. The number shows you where, the suit shows you what. Line em up and figure it out.
Hearts, Clubs, Diamonds, Spades. They’re not just symbols. They spell things out, if you let them.
Of course it does. Androids need logic to run, so there's probably a very obvious way to figure out which room has what letter on their tag.
Funny names. Did you notice a running pattern with the names themselves, by the way?
"READ", it says, in bold, bright colours. The grid will tell you all you need to know. Take each instruction separately.